Return of Man

CHIP REYNOLDS got his ass kicked at the office by a beautiful woman.
Some of his coworkers recorded the fight on their phones and posted it
all over social media. The whole world is laughing at Chip and calling
him the biggest male sissy to ever walk the earth. Chip is so humiliated;
he feels like he can’t go on. This could be the end of his life.

Chip’s family, especially his wife ALLISON are embarrassed and disgusted
by all the negative attention on their family. Chip’s good buddies HANK,
EDWARD and SMOOCH hatch a plan. Smooch’s uncle POPS teaches
martial arts. He could train Chip so someday he can get revenge.

Chip is enthusiastic and starts training hard. Pops and two of his
assistants teach Chip Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Muay Thai. Chip also starts
lifting weights and running outside. He starts gaining confidence and he
certainly needs it. CATHERINE beat his ass good.

Chip feels ready and challenges Catherine to a rematch. This time it’s
going to be in the ring. Pops has connections and organizes an MMA
fight. Catherine laughs at Chip and claims she is going to throw him
another beat down.

Chip believes if he wins the fight, not only will he regain his manhood
but he will strike a blow for men worldwide. Chip points to the fact that
millions of men are leaving the workforce and women are becoming
the dominant sex. He wants to make men feel manly again.

The night of the fight arrives and Chip is looking good. All the training
and exercise has his body looking ripped. But when the fight starts in
the ring, Catherine picks up where she left off at the office. She man-
handles Chip for the better part of the fight until Chip catches a second
wind.

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Chip gets the eye of the tiger. He starts beating Catherine senseless. He
throws deadly punches and high-powered kicks. For the grand finale,
Chip kicks Catherine in the head so hard, it sends her airborne and out
of the ring. She’s out cold and Chip is victorious.

Chip got revenge and along the way helped men relive the glory days
when a man truly was a man. Chip grabs a microphone in the ring and
starts chanting “We are men.” Men who are in attendance at the fight
and men watching from around the world chant along “We are men.”